A: If they're not on your dick they're in your wallet. The second one I called mountain dew, because when it came to mounting he knew what to do. Then the other girl interrupts saying "Hold on a minute. " The girl smiles and says "Yes it is" Rich & Poor A rich man and a poor man are both buying anniversary gifts for their girlfriends. " And the poor man says "I'm buying her a pair of slippers and a dildo.
A: None, it should be opened when your girlfriend brings it to you. A: Both end with a loud, annoying sound and a gooey mess to clean up.
Q: What does fucking your girlfriend and cooking an egg in the microwave have in common?
One girl says "The last 3 boyfriends I've had, I've named after soda pops.
" Marie says "Doctor said your gonna die" My Last 3 Boyfriends Two female co-workers are chatting it up, and they are discussing the boyfriends they've had in the last year.
" She said, "Your name never came up in the conversation." A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.