No word on whether Lois Lane has a profile of her own yet. Take it away, Sydney: “The only reason I want a boyfriend is so that when I’m singing Fergalicious and it’s at the part where she says, ‘I be up in the gym just workin on my fitness he’s my witness’ I can point to him and he’ll do the little ‘woo OOH’ part because right now I have to do both parts by myself and it’s stressful.” Sydney makes them boys go loco.This gem of a dating profile, highlighted by Cosmopolitan, has one of the most laugh-out-loud About sections ever. I hope this 24-year-old single has boys lining down the block for her.
But one 22-year-old single took this trope to ridiculous and glorious levels on his dating profile.
Jake describes picking his date up in his Kia Sorento with lit candles in the car.
“We come outside and we see my car’s on fire,” Jake continues.
“I pull out a bag of marshmallows and I go, ‘No, I knew this was gonna happen.’ And then I kiss you.
Under the About Becky section, she wrote simply, “I love balls.” Genius.